Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!
Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
Nike virus: Just Does It!
Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".